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House Lounges

A place for Super Smash Bros tournaments. A place for midnight snacking. A place for studying and reading. A place for house skits, auctions, and get-togethers. A place for hanging out with your housemates. A place to meet up before a date to Medici. A place to call home.

Basically my home last year

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When you see it, REBLOG IT.

letsallkillourselves:

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

But seriously

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letsallkillourselves:

cheesesteak with brie, guacamole. Arugula salad with homemade vinaigrette—with 110gpa.

letsallkillourselves:

cheesesteak with brie, guacamole. Arugula salad with homemade vinaigrette—with 110gpa.

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ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

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fearfuldistractionsdrivefacts:

Mom you might want to use another bowl, this one has a leek in it…

fearfuldistractionsdrivefacts:

Mom you might want to use another bowl, this one has a leek in it…

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rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

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